Muppophiles and libertarians have long speculated on pork futures.
According to Pawker.com... Miss Piggy has sent an email to her ex-husband Kermit the Frog confirming that she intends to run for president.
The email was leaked to Porkliticususa...
"Dear Kermie,
I wish to tell you that all my oinks were real. I have decided that I have a more important destiny to fulfill today. As you know, the rise of radical Islam is a threat. I can see no better solution to the horrid totalitarian ideology than to run my pork butt for president of the USA. You might be wondering about my Vice Pork position.
I have chosen Beaker. He can't be any worse than Joe Biden.
Kermie, you and I have shared much. I hope that you will not make yourself a spectacle and that you will respect my intentions.
Thank you so much. Mu-wah!
Miss Piggy.
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