Housework never ends.

Whenever I show up at the pearly gates, I think that George Carlin will be staffing them that day and he will say, "Welcome....but first, there's some dusting for you to do and a little vacuuming...maybe pick up Jesus' dirty robes and take them to the dry cleaner...God heard about your skills in the kitchen and really wants your seafood chowder and London Broil...we don't have a dishwasher, but you might be able to talk someone into helping you with clean up, I mean, this is Heaven.  People are nice."